besides, you can't
wow I’m craving pumpkin pancakes and I just want it to be morning so I can wake up and make them.
I miss your stomach. How it’s strong but soft. The black hair that is such a tease growing curly around your belly button that plummets it’s way straight down the center of your pelvis.
where the fuck is you, romeo
Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN “WHERE”, WHEREFORE MEANS “WHY”.
SHE’S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL. I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS.
why the fuck is you romeo
shuts your mouth with my mouth because damn youre gorgeous
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
I think I’m going to go out and buy some lingerie for myself and for a future boy that at the present moment doesn’t exist (: